skip the words for the work here. (i won’t even know).
Avi is a CD Writer who refuses to speak in the third person.
I work at Ogilvy NY with my partner Alex Holm.
(We’re creatively committed, but like to have our own space sites).
Before that I worked at Martin Agency– remotely speaking.
I started my career at TBWA. Doing disruptive work and whatnot.
Sounds like buzzwords but it is.
Other things I can say to fill this unbearable silence.
I’m a proud Mets fan and proud New Jerseyan.
Two things that make people go, ‘huh… really? you sure?’
You probably know me from my rejected McSweeney’s pieces.
No? How about my screenplay I’m still 20 pages into. Nothing??
With that said, welcome. Please call if you need anything.
I’ll be scrolling my own tweets wondering why you haven’t followed me yet.
Seriously… why are you still here?? Do I have to Air Bud you?